Every now and then, I see a beer that I haven't seen in local stores before, and I have to try it - even though I'm pretty sure it'll be sub-par. This is such a beer. Not worth the time of a regular review, this, one of the palest and blandest beers I have ever had, shall be reviewed in haiku form.
Oh, Rolling Rock can
So handsome, yet your innards
Disappoint me much
Oh, Rolling Rock can
So handsome, yet your innards
Disappoint me much